Straight outta Brighton, UK, behold the tale of Lord Woo – a DJ with more titles than a medieval fantasy novel. Once a mere peasant with beats as humble as his origins, he stumbled upon the deal of a lifetime: a Lordship for a mere 50 pence. A steal, some might say, and Lord Woo seized the chance to level up from humble to highbrow.

From the DJ booth, he now surveys the dancefloor with a regal gaze, relishing the irony of once being a commoner amongst the rhythm rabble. His music, dubbed “Lordy Eclectic,” is a mix as diverse as the royal court’s gossip. Lord Woo plays tunes like a feudal ruler, keeping the peasants guessing and dancing on their toes – or, more accurately, their medieval boots. So, bow down to the Lord of the Turntables, who went from rags to rhythmic riches in the most 50-pence-worthy way possible!